Other people having half Human half Vulcan children and Spock just receiving emails from the panicked parents he’s never met like “are their medical readings supposed to look like this???”
“I’m not a damn pediatrician, Spock” *proceeds to give them all the most helpful medical advice they’ll ever receive* *ends up pioneering half human-half Vulcan children’s medicine* *becomes known as the expert on the subject*
(via asimovsideburns)
YOU LAUNCH FELICETTE?? YOU SEND HER INTO ORBIT LIKE THE SPUTNIK TO SWING AROUND THE WORLD??? HOW YOU DARE!! ONE THOUSAND LIGHTYEARS OF PRISON TO LES SCIENTIFIQUES!
(via flange5)
it’s the middle of the night and i am now ready to start The Task!
right after i watch this short video
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I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’
Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.
my dad saw ao3 open on my computer and asked if that was like my writing club and just so you know that’s what fanfic writers are now, we’re all in the same writing club where we all write about the same media and show each other our little stories and that’s kind of cool actually
writing fanfiction is wild. i could make these two characters do anything. i could make them get married rn. the possibilities are endless
AH, YES, THE HORRORS™
(via bisexualshakespeare)
obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks
she’s reinventing hieroglyphics
She’s the only person who truly understands how emojis were meant to be used.
(via nitro502)
ALT
Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards
Alternatively - come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.
cowards
Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can’t stop us.
(via goldenbeardeddragon)
As a fic author can we talk about readers who follow you to fandoms they don’t even know because i would hand my firstborn child to them
this is the funniest shit ive ever seen in my life
Johnny Appleseed: America’s Forgotten Ronin
“Cowboys were an itinerant warrior class from meiji era texas”
(via rockpapertheodore)
ALTif anyone ever finds a way to legit cheat death then my money’s on ao3 authors being the ones who do
Straight up, my sister has instructions and a detailed doc to follow if I die with unfinished works
